Season 1
1.
Never Get Them Wet
2.
Never Feed Them After Midnight
3.
Always Buy a Ticket
4.
Don't Drink the Tea
5.
Always Stab or Run
6.
Always Buy a God a Drink First
7.
Never Squeeze a Fox
8.
Never Hug a Mogwai
9.
Never Give Up
10.
Never Ever Expose Them to Bright Light
Season 2
1.
Always be Ready for Adventure
2.
Never Take the Tour
3.
Never Use Double Negatives
4.
Always Bring a Toothpick
5.
There's Always a Fortune in the Cookie Factory
6.
Never Get Out of the Truck
7.
Always Ask for Backstory
8.
Never Try the Cider
9.
Always or Never Make Wishes
10.
Always Make the Hard Choice
