Season 1
1.
Pilot
2.
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
3.
A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
4.
Loathing and Tube Socks
5.
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
6.
Abstinence and Pudding
7.
Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
8.
Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
9.
Zombies and Cobb Salad
10.
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
11.
Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
12.
Corned Beef and Handcuffs
13.
Hot Soup and Shingles
14.
Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
15.
Fireballs and Bullet Holes
16.
Nietzsche and a Beer Run
17.
Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
18.
Sonograms and Tube Tops
19.
Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
20.
Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
21.
Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
22.
Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
Season 2
1.
Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
2.
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
3.
Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
4.
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
5.
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
6.
Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
7.
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
8.
Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
9.
Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
10.
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
11.
Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
12.
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
13.
Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
14.
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
15.
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
16.
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
17.
A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
18.
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
19.
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
20.
Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
21.
Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
22.
Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
Season 3
1.
Terrorists and Gingerbread
2.
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
3.
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
4.
Sawdust and Brisket
5.
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
6.
Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
7.
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
8.
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
9.
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
10.
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
11.
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
12.
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
13.
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
14.
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
15.
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
16.
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
17.
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
18.
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
19.
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
20.
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
21.
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
22.
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
Season 4
1.
High-tops And Brown Jacket
2.
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
3.
Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
4.
Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
5.
Blow and a Free Mcmuffin
6.
Xanax and a Baby Duck
7.
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
8.
Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
9.
Bad Hand and British Royalty
10.
A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
11.
Good Karma and the Big Weird
12.
Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
13.
A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
14.
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
15.
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
16.
Martinis and a Sponge Bath
17.
Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
18.
Tush Push and Some Radishes
19.
Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
20.
A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
21.
A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral
22.
Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
Season 5
1.
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
2.
Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
3.
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
4.
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
5.
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
6.
Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
7.
Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
8.
An Epi-pen and a Security Cat
9.
Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
10.
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
11.
Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
12.
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
13.
Pudding and a Screen Door
14.
Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
15.
Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
16.
Eight Cats and the Hat Show
17.
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
18.
Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
19.
A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
20.
Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
21.
Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
22.
Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
Season 6
1.
Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
2.
Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
3.
Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
4.
Big Sauce and Coconut Water
5.
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
6.
Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
7.
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
8.
Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa
9.
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
10.
Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class
11.
Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates
12.
Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
13.
Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire
14.
Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie
15.
Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
16.
Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
17.
A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses
18.
Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose
19.
Lumbar Support and Old Pork
20.
Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip
21.
Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
22.
Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada
Season 7
1.
Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
2.
Pop Pop and a Puma
3.
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
4.
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
5.
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
6.
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
7.
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
8.
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
9.
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
10.
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
11.
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
12.
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
13.
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
14.
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
15.
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
16.
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
17.
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
18.
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
19.
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
20.
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
Season 8
1.
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
2.
Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
3.
Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
4.
Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
5.
Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
6.
Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
7.
S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
8.
Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
9.
Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
10.
Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
11.
Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
12.
Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
13.
Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
14.
Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
15.
Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
16.
Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
17.
A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
18.
My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
