Season 1
1.
The Race Begins
2.
Divide and Conquer
3.
Home for Some
4.
Colossal Showdown
5.
Desert Storm
6.
Whatever it Takes to Win
7.
Triumph and Loss
8.
Competition to the Fullest
9.
The Unexpected Twist
10.
To the Physical and Mental Limit
11.
Fight to the Last Minute
12.
Race to the Finish (1)
13.
Race to the Finish (2)
Season 2
1.
The World is Waiting: Go!
2.
Help Me, I'm American
3.
My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off
4.
This Game Is About Minutes
5.
Welcome to the World of Being Human
6.
I'm Gonna Take His Girl
7.
I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes
8.
I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot!
9.
Ready to Lose Our Lives
10.
It's Hammer Time
11.
Follow That Plane!
Season 3
1.
What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open?
2.
This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell!
3.
You Always Just Forget About Me!
4.
Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face
5.
What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff?
6.
I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are
7.
I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?!
8.
This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!
9.
Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?!
10.
Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now!
11.
They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us!
Season 4
1.
Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated!
2.
It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger.
3.
I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!
4.
Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!
5.
You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
6.
I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now
7.
We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off!
8.
The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It
9.
We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
10.
That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!
11.
Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You
12.
He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack!
13.
It's Like Adam Building His First House!
Season 5
1.
Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You
2.
It Turned Ugly Just Now
3.
I Got Electrocuted
4.
Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?
5.
Are You Good at Puzzles?
6.
Why Can't We Get a Camel?
7.
Are You Sure This Is Safe?
8.
I'm Going to Jail
9.
If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!
10.
If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good
11.
It's Okay, Run Them Over!
12.
You've Just Made Me a Millionaire
Season 6
1.
The Game's Afoot
2.
I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me
3.
Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
4.
What if It Isn't Sanitary
5.
Quit Following Us
6.
They Should Probably Have Some Counseling
7.
Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie
8.
One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half
9.
Tell My Mom I Love Her
10.
Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling?
11.
It Always Comes Down to the Details
12.
You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate
13.
4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles
Season 7
1.
Courteous? This Is a Race!
2.
The Whole Country Hates Me
3.
Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
4.
What a Gaucho You Are
5.
I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time
6.
Houston, We Have An Elephant
7.
They Saved the Eyeball
8.
Mow'em Down Like Grass
9.
We Have A Bad Elephant!
10.
We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome!
11.
The Devil Made Me Do It
12.
Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles
Season 8
1.
Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them
2.
How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot?
3.
I Don't Kiss, I Make Out!
4.
Think Like an Office Chair
5.
We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls
6.
I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do
7.
I Don't Roll with the Punches, I Punch / You Look Ridiculous
8.
How's That Face Feel?
9.
Don't Talk To Me Like I Was An Animal Or Something
10.
The Family Christmas Card
11.
25 Days, 50 Cities and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family
Season 9
1.
Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks!
2.
I'm Filthy and I Love It!
3.
I'm in Russia Playing with Dolls
4.
It's Not Over Until Phil Sings
5.
Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School
6.
Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me
7.
Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes
8.
Here Comes the Bedouin!
9.
Do you Know how much Running I Did today, Phil?
10.
Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names
11.
I Think This Monkey Likes Me!
12.
5 Continents... 10 Countries... and More Than 59 Thousand Miles!
Season 10
1.
Real Fast! Quack, Quack!
2.
Can Horses Smell Fear?
3.
Oh Wow, It's like One of Those Things You See on TV!
4.
I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing!
5.
I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh!
6.
Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies!
7.
I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle
8.
He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips!
9.
Being Polite Sucks Sometimes
10.
Lookin' Like A Blue-Haired Lady On A Sunday Drive
11.
We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches
12.
Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now!
13.
Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever
Season 11
1.
I Told You Less Martinis and More Cardio
2.
Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep
3.
I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know
4.
No Babies on the Race!
5.
You Need To Watch Your Jokes, Guy
6.
We're Going to Trade You for Food Now
7.
If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (1)
8.
If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (2)
9.
The Way You Look, Yeah
10.
We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War
11.
Good Doing Business With You
12.
Oh My God, the Teletubbies Go to War
13.
Low to the Ground, That's My Technique
Season 12
1.
Donkeys Have Souls, Too
2.
I’ve Become the Archie Bunker of the Home
3.
Please, Lord, Give Me Milk!
4.
Let's Name Our Chicken Phil
5.
We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure
6.
Cherry on Top of the Sundae that's Already Melted
7.
This is Forever, Now
8.
Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something!
9.
I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak On Us
10.
Sorry, Guys, 'I'm Not Happy to See You'
11.
The Final Push
Season 13
1.
Bees are Much Calmer than All This!
2.
Do You Like American Candy?
3.
Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?
4.
I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand?
5.
Do It Like a Madman
6.
Please Hold While I Singe My Skull
7.
My Nose Is on Fire
8.
I’m Like an Angry Cow
9.
That Is Studly
10.
You're Gonna Get Me Killed
11.
You Look Like Peter Pan
Season 14
1.
Don't Let a Cheese Hit Me
2.
Your Target Is Your Partner's Face
3.
I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard!
4.
It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots
5.
She's a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She'll Be OK!
6.
Alright Guys, We're at War!
7.
Gorilla? Gorilla? Gorilla?
8.
Rooting Around in People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant
9.
Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death
10.
Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This
11.
He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper
12.
This Is How You Lose a Million Dollars
Season 15
1.
They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street
2.
It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars
3.
Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come
4.
I'm Like Ricky Bobby
5.
Do It for the Hood! Do It for the Suburbs!
6.
This is Not My Finest Hour
7.
This is the Worst Thing I've Ever Done in My Life
8.
We’re Not Meant for the Swamp
9.
We're Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore!
10.
It Starts With an “F”, That’s All I’m Saying
11.
Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound!
Season 16
1.
Nanna is Kickin' Your Butt
2.
When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head
3.
Run Like Scalded Dogs!
4.
We Are No Longer in the Bible Belt
5.
I Think We're Fighting the Germans, Right?
6.
Cathy Drone?
7.
Anonymous?
8.
You're Like Jason Bourne, Right?
9.
Dumb Did Us In
10.
I Feel Like I'm in, Like, Sicily
11.
They Don't Even Understand Their Own Language
12.
Huger Than Huge
Season 17
1.
They Don't Call It the Amazing Race for Nothin'!
2.
A Kiss Saves the Day
3.
In Phil We Trust
4.
We Should Have Brought Gloves and Butt Pads
5.
Tastes Like a Million Dollars
6.
Run, Babushka, Run
7.
I Want to Be in the Circus, That's Where I Belong
8.
Ali Baba in a Suit
9.
There's a Lot of Nuts and Bullets
10.
I Hate Chinese Food
11.
I'm Surrounded by Ninjas
12.
Hi. I'm Sorry. I'm in a Race.
Season 18
1.
Head Down and Hold On
2.
I Never Looked So Foolish In My Whole Entire Life
3.
We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently
4.
This Is The Most Stupid Day Ever
5.
Don't Ruin the Basketball Game
6.
I Feel Like a Monkey In a Circus Parade
7.
You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win
8.
I Cannot Deal With Your Psycho Behavior
9.
We're Good American People
10.
Too Many Cooks In the Kitchen
11.
This Is Where It Ends (1)
12.
This is Where It Ends (2)
Season 19
1.
Kindness of Strangers
2.
The Sprint of Our Life
3.
Don't Lay Down On Me Now
4.
This Is Gonna Be a Fine Mess
5.
I Feel Like I'm In the Circus
6.
We Love Your Country Already - It Is Very Spacious
7.
Move Goat
8.
Super Shady
9.
It's Speedo Time
10.
Release the Brake!
11.
We Are Charlie Chaplin
12.
Go Out and Get It Done
Season 20
1.
Tears of a Clown
2.
You Know I'm Not as Smart as You
3.
Bust Me Right in the Head with It
4.
Taste Your Salami
5.
Uglier Than a Mud Rail Fence
6.
This is Wicked Strange
7.
I Didn't Make Her Cry
8.
Let Them Drink Their Haterade
9.
Bollywood Travolta
10.
I Need Hair to Be Pretty
11.
It's a Great Place to Become Millionaires (1)
12.
It's a Great Place to Become Millionaires (2)
Season 21
1.
Double Your Money
2.
Long Hair, Don't Care
3.
There's No Crying in Baseball
4.
Funky Monkey
5.
Chill Out, Freak
6.
Get Your Sexy On
7.
Off to See the Wizard
8.
We Was Robbed
9.
Fishy Kiss
10.
Not a Well-Rounded Athlete
11.
Take Down That Million
Season 22
1.
Business in the Front, Party in the Back
2.
Loose Lips Sink Ships
3.
Like James Bond Again
4.
I Love Monkeys!
5.
Your Tan is Totally Cool
6.
Scorpion King Hunter
7.
Be Safe and Don't Hit a Cow
8.
My Cheese is Out of Control
9.
The Ultimate Fun House
10.
Working Our Barrels Off
11.
Beacon of Hope
Season 23
1.
We're Not In Oklahoma No More
2.
Zip It, Bingo
3.
King Arthur Style
4.
Beards in the Wind
5.
Get Our Groove On
6.
Choir Boy at Heart
7.
Speed Dating Is the Worst
8.
One Hot Camel
9.
Part Like the Red Sea
10.
Cobra in My Teeth
11.
Amazing "Crazy" Race (1)
12.
Amazing "Crazy" Race (2)
Season 24
1.
Back in the Saddle
2.
Baby Bear's Soup
3.
Welcome to the Jungle
4.
Smarter, Not Harder
5.
Can't Make Fish Bite
6.
Down and Dirty
7.
The Gladiators Are Here!
8.
Donkeylicious
9.
Accidental Alliance
10.
Bull Down
11.
Hei Ho Heidi Ho
12.
Do You Believe in Magic?
Season 25
1.
Go Big or Go Home
2.
When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
3.
Get Your Sheep Together
4.
Thinly Sliced Anchovies
5.
Morocc' and Roll
6.
I Feel Like I Just Kissed a Goat
7.
Pretty Fly for a Food Scientist
8.
Hot Sexy Knights
9.
You're Taking My Tan Off
10.
Smells Like Dirty Tube Socks
11.
Hooping It Up
12.
All or Nothing
Season 26
1.
Great Way to Start a Relationship
2.
I Got the Smartest Dude
3.
#MurphysLaw
4.
The Great Amazing Nasty Race
5.
Get In That Lederhosen, Baby
6.
Smells Like a Million Bucks
7.
Back in Business
8.
Moment of Truth
9.
Can I Get a Hot Tub!
10.
Fruits of Our Labor
11.
In It to Win It
12.
Monster Truck Heroes
Season 27
1.
A Little Too Much Beefcake
2.
Get In There And Think Like A Dog
3.
Where My Dogs At?
4.
Good Old Fashioned Spit in the Face
5.
King of the Jungle
6.
My Tongue Doesn't Even Twist That Way
7.
Full Speed Ahead, Captain!
8.
Krakow, I'm Gonna Get You
9.
It's Always the Quiet Ones
10.
Bring the Fun, Baby!
11.
It's Not Easy Beating Green
12.
We Got a Chance, Baby!
Season 28
1.
I Should've Been a Boy Scout
2.
You Look Like Gollum
3.
Bros Being Jocks
4.
Get It Trending
5.
We're Only Doing Freaky Stuff Today
6.
Let the Good Times Roll
7.
Welcome to Bloody Fingers 101
8.
I Have a Wedgie and a Half
9.
Salt That Sand!
10.
Monkey Dance!
11.
That's Money, Honey
12.
The Only First That Matters
Season 29
1.
We're Coming for You, Phil!
2.
Scared Spitless
3.
Bucket List Type Stuff
4.
Another One Bites the Dust
5.
Have Faith in Me, Broski
6.
Double U-Turn Ahead
7.
Have Fun and Get It Done
8.
Good Job, Donkey
9.
I Thought We Were Playing It Nice
10.
Riding a Bike is Like Riding a Bike
11.
As Easy as Stacking Cups
12.
We're Going to Victory Lane
Season 30
1.
You're a Champion, Prove It
2.
You're the Best French Fry Ever
3.
It's Gonna be a Fragrant Day
4.
Gotta Put Your Sole Into It (1)
5.
Gotta Put Your Sole Into It (2)
6.
The Claws Are Out
7.
All's Fair in Love and War (1)
8.
All's Fair in Love and War (2)
9.
The First Rule of the Amazing Race Club (1)
10.
The First Rule of the Amazing Race Club (2)
11.
It's Just a Million Dollars, No Pressure (1)
12.
It's Just a Million Dollars, No Pressure (2)
Season 31
1.
You're in Our Race Now
2.
Knock the Newbie Out of Us
3.
Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy
4.
I Took Out a Polar Bear
5.
I'm a Bird, I'm a Plane, I'm on The Amazing Race!
6.
Who Wants a Rolex?
7.
Living Fearlessly
8.
You're the Apple in My Eye
9.
Let's Split!
10.
Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!
11.
This One Is for One Million Dollars
Season 32
1.
One Million Miles
2.
Red Lipstick Is Not My Color
3.
We're Makin' Big Moves
4.
Olé, Olé!
5.
You Don't Strike Me as a Renaissance Man
6.
I'm Not Even Walking, I'm Falling
7.
Give Me a Beard Bump
8.
Are You a Rickshaw?
9.
This Is Not Payback, This Is Karma
10.
Getting Down to the Nitty Gritty
11.
Run on Your Tippy Toes
12.
Now It's About Winning
Season 33
1.
We're Back!
2.
It Can't Be That Easy
3.
Who Has This One in the Bag?
4.
Ready to Restart the Race
5.
Stairway to Hell
6.
Say Cheese
7.
Gently Down the Stream
8.
Souvlaki
9.
Rock Bottom
10.
No Room for Error
11.
In the Hands of the Amazing Race Gods
Season 34
1.
Many Firsts But Don't Be Last
2.
Patience, Is the New Me
3.
It's All in the Details
4.
Everyone's an Artist
5.
The Amazing Race of Arabia
6.
Step by Step
7.
It's Simply Medieval
8.
La Ville Rose
9.
Vamos a la Playa
10.
Don't Look Down
11.
How Am I Going to Survive This?
12.
The Only Leg That Matters
Season 35
1.
The Amazing Race Is Back!
2.
You Don't See That at Home
3.
No Sleep and a Million Dollar Dream
4.
The Day Keeps Rockin' Here in Vietnam
5.
Yessir, the Pink City
6.
Driving Head-On Into Scooters
7.
Like Two Cats Fighting in a Car
8.
A Planes, Trains and Automobiles Day
9.
In the Belly of the Earth
10.
Everyone Loves a Comeback Story
11.
We're Finding Our Pot of Gold
12.
A Sunset, Seattle Scramble
Season 36
1.
You Can't Drive While You're Crying
2.
Trust But Verify
3.
It's Not Over Til Phil Sings
4.
Those Who Wander Are Not Lost
5.
Save the Stress for Later
6.
Our Alliance Strikes Again
7.
Walk and Chew Gum Baby
8.
That's What Being Strong Will Do
9.
My Precious Cacao
10.
The Longest Minute of Your Life
Season 37
1.
Double the Stakes, Double the Eliminations
2.
Very Strong Warrior Energy
3.
Chaotic, Crazy, That's What We're Used to
4.
There's No Addresses in the Jungle
5.
It's Not Personal, It's Business
6.
It Smells Like the Desert
7.
Be One With the Hay
8.
We're Letting Race Brain Win
9.
The Pizza de Résistance
10.
Up the River Without a Joust
11.
My Knight in Shining Armor
12.
We're in Miami Baby!
Season 38
1.
Two Worlds Colliding
2.
Mom's Gonna Have the Willies
3.
Cry and Rally
4.
What Would Houdini Do?
5.
I Wanna Be a Little Angry Right Now
6.
The System Hacked Me
