All The Dick Van Dyke Show Episodes
Complete episode list with air dates and details
Season 1
EP1
The Sick Boy and the Sitter
Oct 3, 196125m★ 8.0
EP2
My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Oct 10, 196125m
EP3
Sally and the Lab Technician
Oct 17, 196125m★ 8.0
EP4
Washington vs. the Bunny
Oct 24, 196125m
EP5
Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
Oct 31, 196125m
EP6
Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
Nov 6, 196125m
EP7
Jealousy!
Nov 7, 196126m★ 8.0
EP8
To Tell or Not to Tell
Nov 14, 196126m
EP9
The Unwelcome Houseguest
Nov 21, 196125m
EP10
The Meershatz Pipe
Nov 28, 196126m★ 7.0
EP11
Forty-Four Tickets
Dec 5, 196126m
EP12
Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Dec 12, 196126m★ 9.0
EP13
Sally Is a Girl
Dec 19, 196126m
EP14
Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
Dec 26, 196125m
EP15
Where Did I Come From?
Jan 3, 196225m★ 9.0
EP16
The Curious Thing About Women
Jan 10, 196225m
EP17
Punch Thy Neighbor
Jan 17, 196225m
EP18
Who Owes Who What?
Jan 24, 196226m
EP19
The Talented Neighborhood
Jan 31, 196226m
EP20
A Word a Day
Feb 7, 196226m
EP21
The Boarder Incident
Feb 14, 196226m
EP22
Father of the Week
Feb 21, 196226m
EP23
The Twizzle
Feb 28, 196226m
EP24
One Angry Man
Mar 7, 196226m★ 8.0
EP25
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
Mar 14, 196226m★ 9.0
EP26
I Am My Brother's Keeper
Mar 21, 196225m
EP27
The Sleeping Brother
Mar 28, 196226m
EP28
The Bad Old Days
Apr 4, 196225m
EP29
Sol and the Sponsor
Apr 11, 196225m
EP30
The Return of Happy Spangler
Apr 18, 196226m
Season 2
EP1
Never Name a Duck
Sep 26, 196225m★ 9.0
EP2
The Two Faces of Rob
Oct 3, 196225m★ 7.0
EP3
The Attempted Marriage
Oct 10, 196225m
EP4
Bank Book 6565696
Oct 17, 196225m
EP5
Hustling the Hustler
Oct 24, 196225m
EP6
My Husband Is Not a Drunk
Oct 31, 196225m
EP7
What's in a Middle Name?
Nov 7, 196225m
EP8
Like a Sister
Nov 14, 196225m
EP9
The Night the Roof Fell In
Nov 21, 196225m
EP10
The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
Nov 28, 196225m
EP11
A Bird in the Head Hurts
Dec 5, 196225m★ 9.0
EP12
Gesundheit, Darling
Dec 12, 196225m
EP13
A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
Dec 19, 196225m
EP14
Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
Dec 26, 196225m★ 8.5
EP15
The Cat Burglar
Jan 2, 196325m
EP16
The Foul Weather Girl
Jan 9, 196325m
EP17
Will You Two Be My Wife?
Jan 16, 196325m
EP18
Ray Murdock's X-Ray
Jan 23, 196325m
EP19
I Was a Teenage Head Writer
Jan 30, 196325m
EP20
It May Look Like a Walnut!
Feb 6, 196325m★ 9.5
EP21
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
Feb 13, 196325m
EP22
Don't Trip Over That Mountain
Feb 20, 196325m
EP23
Give Me Your Walls!
Feb 27, 196325m
EP24
The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
Mar 6, 196325m
EP25
The Square Triangle
Mar 20, 196325m★ 5.0
EP26
I'm No Henry Walden!
Mar 27, 196325m
EP27
Racy Tracy Rattigan
Apr 3, 196325m★ 4.0
EP28
Divorce
Apr 10, 196324m
EP29
It's a Shame She Married Me
Apr 17, 196325m
EP30
A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
Apr 24, 196325m
EP31
Jilting the Jilter
May 1, 196325m
EP32
When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
May 8, 196325m
Season 3
EP1
That's My Boy???
Sep 25, 196325m★ 9.0
EP2
The Masterpiece
Oct 2, 196325m★ 7.0
EP3
Laura's Little Lie
Oct 9, 196326m★ 4.0
EP4
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Oct 16, 196325m★ 5.0
EP5
All About Eavesdropping
Oct 23, 196324m★ 8.0
EP6
Too Many Stars
Oct 30, 196326m★ 7.0
EP7
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Nov 6, 196325m★ 7.0
EP8
Uncle George
Nov 13, 196325m★ 4.0
EP9
Big Max Calvada
Nov 20, 196326m★ 5.0
EP10
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
Nov 27, 196325m★ 5.0
EP11
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Dec 4, 196325m★ 4.0
EP12
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Dec 11, 196325m★ 3.5
EP13
The Alan Brady Show Presents
Dec 18, 196325m★ 6.5
EP14
The Third One from the Left
Jan 1, 196425m★ 8.0
EP15
My Husband is the Best One
Jan 8, 196425m★ 8.0
EP16
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
Jan 15, 196425m★ 7.0
EP17
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Jan 22, 196425m★ 7.0
EP18
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
Jan 29, 196424m★ 6.0
EP19
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Feb 5, 196425m★ 7.0
EP20
The Brave and the Backache
Feb 12, 196425m★ 5.0
EP21
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
Feb 19, 196425m★ 6.0
EP22
My Part-Time Wife
Feb 26, 196425m★ 5.0
EP23
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Mar 4, 196425m★ 7.5
EP24
How to Spank a Star
Mar 11, 196425m★ 7.0
EP25
The Plots Thicken
Mar 18, 196425m★ 7.5
EP26
Scratch My Car and Die
Mar 25, 196425m★ 6.0
EP27
The Return of Edwin Carp
Apr 1, 196425m★ 4.0
EP28
October Eve
Apr 8, 196425m★ 7.0
EP29
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
Apr 15, 196425m★ 5.0
EP30
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Apr 22, 196425m★ 4.0
EP31
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Apr 29, 196424m★ 9.0
EP32
Teacher's Petrie
May 13, 196425m★ 4.0
Season 4
EP1
My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
Sep 23, 196425m★ 7.0
EP2
The Ghost of A. Chantz
Sep 30, 196425m★ 7.0
EP3
The Lady and the Babysitter
Oct 7, 196425m★ 5.0
EP4
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
Oct 14, 196425m★ 5.0
EP5
The Man from Emperor
Oct 21, 196425m★ 4.0
EP6
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
Oct 28, 196425m★ 7.0
EP7
4½
Nov 4, 196425m★ 5.0
EP8
The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
Nov 11, 196425m
EP9
Three Letters from One Wife
Nov 18, 196425m
EP10
Pink Pills and Purple Parents
Nov 25, 196425m
EP11
It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
Dec 2, 196425m
EP12
The Death of the Party
Dec 9, 196425m
EP13
My Two Show-Offs and Me
Dec 16, 196425m★ 5.0
EP14
Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
Dec 30, 196425m
EP15
Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
Jan 6, 196525m
EP16
The Impractical Joke
Jan 13, 196525m
EP17
Stacey Petrie: Part I
Jan 20, 196525m
EP18
Stacey Petrie: Part II
Jan 27, 196525m
EP19
Boy #1, Boy #2
Feb 3, 196525m
EP20
The Redcoats Are Coming
Feb 10, 196525m
EP21
The Case of the Pillow
Feb 17, 196525m
EP22
Young Man With a Shoehorn
Feb 24, 196525m
EP23
Girls Will Be Boys
Mar 3, 196524m
EP24
Bupkis
Mar 10, 196525m
EP25
Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
Mar 17, 196525m
EP26
Anthony Stone
Mar 24, 196525m
EP27
Never Bathe on Saturday
Mar 31, 196525m★ 10.0
EP28
Show of Hands
Apr 14, 196525m
EP29
Baby Fat
Apr 21, 196525m
EP30
One Hundred Terrible Hours
May 5, 196525m
EP31
Br-rooom, Br-rooom
May 12, 196525m
EP32
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
May 26, 196525m
Season 5
EP1
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Sep 15, 196525m★ 10.0
EP2
A Farewell to Writing
Sep 22, 196525m
EP3
Uhny Uftz
Sep 29, 196524m
EP4
The Ugliest Dog in the World
Oct 6, 196525m
EP5
No Rice at My Wedding
Oct 13, 196525m★ 2.0
EP6
Draw Me a Pear
Oct 20, 196526m
EP7
The Great Petrie Fortune
Oct 27, 196525m
EP8
Odd But True
Nov 3, 196525m
EP9
Viva Petrie
Nov 10, 196525m
EP10
Go Tell the Birds and Bees
Nov 17, 196525m
EP11
Body and Sol
Nov 24, 196525m★ 2.0
EP12
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Dec 8, 196525m
EP13
You're Under Arrest
Dec 15, 196525m★ 9.0
EP14
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
Dec 29, 196525m
EP15
Who Stole My Watch?
Jan 5, 196625m
EP16
I Do Not Choose to Run
Jan 19, 196625m★ 7.0
EP17
The Making of a Councilman
Jan 26, 196625m
EP18
The Curse of the Petrie People
Feb 2, 196625m★ 8.0
EP19
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
Feb 9, 196625m★ 10.0
EP20
Remember the Alimony
Feb 16, 196625m★ 8.0
EP21
Dear Sally Rogers
Feb 23, 196625m★ 5.0
EP22
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
Mar 2, 196625m★ 3.5
EP23
Bad Reception in Albany
Mar 9, 196625m★ 7.0
EP24
Talk to the Snail
Mar 23, 196625m
EP25
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Apr 6, 196625m
EP26
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
Apr 13, 196624m
EP27
The Man from My Uncle
Apr 20, 196625m
EP28
You Ought to Be in Pictures
Apr 27, 196625m
EP29
Love Thy Other Neighbor
May 4, 196625m
EP30
Long Night's Journey into Day
May 11, 196625m
EP31
The Gunslinger
May 25, 196625m
EP32
The Last Chapter
Jun 1, 196625m
The Dick Van Dyke Show Episode Ratings
Visual grid of all episodes and their ratings
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S3
S4
S5
S1E1
8.0
S2E1
9.0
S3E1
9.0
S4E1
7.0
S5E1
10.0
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S2E2
7.0
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7.0
S4E2
7.0
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S1E3
8.0
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4.0
S4E3
5.0
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S1E4
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5.0
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5.0
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S1E5
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S2E5
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S3E5
8.0
S4E5
4.0
S5E5
2.0
S1E6
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7.0
S4E6
7.0
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S1E7
8.0
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7.0
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5.0
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4.0
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5.0
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7.0
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5.0
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S1E11
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S2E11
9.0
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4.0
S4E11
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2.0
S1E12
9.0
S2E12
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S3E12
3.5
S4E12
—
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S1E13
—
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6.5
S4E13
5.0
S5E13
9.0
S1E14
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S2E14
8.5
S3E14
8.0
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S1E15
9.0
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8.0
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7.0
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7.0
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7.0
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6.0
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8.0
S1E19
—
S2E19
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S3E19
7.0
S4E19
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S5E19
10.0
S1E20
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S2E20
9.5
S3E20
5.0
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S5E20
8.0
S1E21
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S2E21
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6.0
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5.0
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5.0
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3.5
S1E23
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7.5
S4E23
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7.0
S1E24
8.0
S2E24
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S3E24
7.0
S4E24
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S5E24
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S1E25
9.0
S2E25
5.0
S3E25
7.5
S4E25
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S5E25
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S1E26
—
S2E26
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S3E26
6.0
S4E26
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S5E26
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S1E27
—
S2E27
4.0
S3E27
4.0
S4E27
10.0
S5E27
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S1E28
—
S2E28
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S3E28
7.0
S4E28
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S1E29
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5.0
S4E29
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S1E30
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S2E30
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4.0
S4E30
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S2E31
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S3E31
9.0
S4E31
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S5E31
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S2E32
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S3E32
4.0
S4E32
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S5E32
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The Dick Van Dyke Show Stats
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