Season 1
1.
The Sick Boy and the Sitter
2.
My Blonde-Haired Brunette
3.
Sally and the Lab Technician
4.
Washington vs. the Bunny
5.
Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
6.
Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
7.
Jealousy!
8.
To Tell or Not to Tell
9.
The Unwelcome Houseguest
10.
The Meershatz Pipe
11.
Forty-Four Tickets
12.
Empress Carlotta's Necklace
13.
Sally Is a Girl
14.
Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
15.
Where Did I Come From?
16.
The Curious Thing About Women
17.
Punch Thy Neighbor
18.
Who Owes Who What?
19.
The Talented Neighborhood
20.
A Word a Day
21.
The Boarder Incident
22.
Father of the Week
23.
The Twizzle
24.
One Angry Man
25.
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
26.
I Am My Brother's Keeper
27.
The Sleeping Brother
28.
The Bad Old Days
29.
Sol and the Sponsor
30.
The Return of Happy Spangler
Season 2
1.
Never Name a Duck
2.
The Two Faces of Rob
3.
The Attempted Marriage
4.
Bank Book 6565696
5.
Hustling the Hustler
6.
My Husband Is Not a Drunk
7.
What's in a Middle Name?
8.
Like a Sister
9.
The Night the Roof Fell In
10.
The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
11.
A Bird in the Head Hurts
12.
Gesundheit, Darling
13.
A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
14.
Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
15.
The Cat Burglar
16.
The Foul Weather Girl
17.
Will You Two Be My Wife?
18.
Ray Murdock's X-Ray
19.
I Was a Teenage Head Writer
20.
It May Look Like a Walnut!
21.
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
22.
Don't Trip Over That Mountain
23.
Give Me Your Walls!
24.
The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
25.
The Square Triangle
26.
I'm No Henry Walden!
27.
Racy Tracy Rattigan
28.
Divorce
29.
It's a Shame She Married Me
30.
A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
31.
Jilting the Jilter
32.
When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
Season 3
1.
That's My Boy???
2.
The Masterpiece
3.
Laura's Little Lie
4.
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
5.
All About Eavesdropping
6.
Too Many Stars
7.
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
8.
Uncle George
9.
Big Max Calvada
10.
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
11.
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
12.
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
13.
The Alan Brady Show Presents
14.
The Third One from the Left
15.
My Husband is the Best One
16.
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
17.
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
18.
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
19.
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
20.
The Brave and the Backache
21.
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
22.
My Part-Time Wife
23.
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
24.
How to Spank a Star
25.
The Plots Thicken
26.
Scratch My Car and Die
27.
The Return of Edwin Carp
28.
October Eve
29.
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
30.
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
31.
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
32.
Teacher's Petrie
Season 4
1.
My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
2.
The Ghost of A. Chantz
3.
The Lady and the Babysitter
4.
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
5.
The Man from Emperor
6.
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
7.
4½
8.
The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
9.
Three Letters from One Wife
10.
Pink Pills and Purple Parents
11.
It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
12.
The Death of the Party
13.
My Two Show-Offs and Me
14.
Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
15.
Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
16.
The Impractical Joke
17.
Stacey Petrie: Part I
18.
Stacey Petrie: Part II
19.
Boy #1, Boy #2
20.
The Redcoats Are Coming
21.
The Case of the Pillow
22.
Young Man With a Shoehorn
23.
Girls Will Be Boys
24.
Bupkis
25.
Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
26.
Anthony Stone
27.
Never Bathe on Saturday
28.
Show of Hands
29.
Baby Fat
30.
One Hundred Terrible Hours
31.
Br-rooom, Br-rooom
32.
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Season 5
1.
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
2.
A Farewell to Writing
3.
Uhny Uftz
4.
The Ugliest Dog in the World
5.
No Rice at My Wedding
6.
Draw Me a Pear
7.
The Great Petrie Fortune
8.
Odd But True
9.
Viva Petrie
10.
Go Tell the Birds and Bees
11.
Body and Sol
12.
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
13.
You're Under Arrest
14.
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
15.
Who Stole My Watch?
16.
I Do Not Choose to Run
17.
The Making of a Councilman
18.
The Curse of the Petrie People
19.
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
20.
Remember the Alimony
21.
Dear Sally Rogers
22.
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
23.
Bad Reception in Albany
24.
Talk to the Snail
25.
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
26.
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
27.
The Man from My Uncle
28.
You Ought to Be in Pictures
29.
Love Thy Other Neighbor
30.
Long Night's Journey into Day
31.
The Gunslinger
32.
The Last Chapter
