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All The Dick Van Dyke Show Episodes
Complete episode list with air dates and details
Season 1
EP1
The Sick Boy and the Sitter
EP2
My Blonde-Haired Brunette
EP3
Sally and the Lab Technician
EP4
Washington vs. the Bunny
EP5
Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
EP6
Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
EP7
Jealousy!
EP8
To Tell or Not to Tell
EP9
The Unwelcome Houseguest
EP10
The Meershatz Pipe
EP11
Forty-Four Tickets
EP12
Empress Carlotta's Necklace
EP13
Sally Is a Girl
EP14
Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
EP15
Where Did I Come From?
EP16
The Curious Thing About Women
EP17
Punch Thy Neighbor
EP18
Who Owes Who What?
EP19
The Talented Neighborhood
EP20
A Word a Day
EP21
The Boarder Incident
EP22
Father of the Week
EP23
The Twizzle
EP24
One Angry Man
EP25
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
EP26
I Am My Brother's Keeper
EP27
The Sleeping Brother
EP28
The Bad Old Days
EP29
Sol and the Sponsor
EP30
The Return of Happy Spangler
Season 2
EP1
Never Name a Duck
EP2
The Two Faces of Rob
EP3
The Attempted Marriage
EP4
Bank Book 6565696
EP5
Hustling the Hustler
EP6
My Husband Is Not a Drunk
EP7
What's in a Middle Name?
EP8
Like a Sister
EP9
The Night the Roof Fell In
EP10
The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
EP11
A Bird in the Head Hurts
EP12
Gesundheit, Darling
EP13
A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
EP14
Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
EP15
The Cat Burglar
EP16
The Foul Weather Girl
EP17
Will You Two Be My Wife?
EP18
Ray Murdock's X-Ray
EP19
I Was a Teenage Head Writer
EP20
It May Look Like a Walnut!
EP21
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
EP22
Don't Trip Over That Mountain
EP23
Give Me Your Walls!
EP24
The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
EP25
The Square Triangle
EP26
I'm No Henry Walden!
EP27
Racy Tracy Rattigan
EP28
Divorce
EP29
It's a Shame She Married Me
EP30
A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
EP31
Jilting the Jilter
EP32
When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
Season 3
EP1
That's My Boy???
EP2
The Masterpiece
EP3
Laura's Little Lie
EP4
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
EP5
All About Eavesdropping
EP6
Too Many Stars
EP7
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
EP8
Uncle George
EP9
Big Max Calvada
EP10
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
EP11
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
EP12
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
EP13
The Alan Brady Show Presents
EP14
The Third One from the Left
EP15
My Husband is the Best One
EP16
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
EP17
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
EP18
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
EP19
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
EP20
The Brave and the Backache
EP21
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
EP22
My Part-Time Wife
EP23
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
EP24
How to Spank a Star
EP25
The Plots Thicken
EP26
Scratch My Car and Die
EP27
The Return of Edwin Carp
EP28
October Eve
EP29
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
EP30
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
EP31
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
EP32
Teacher's Petrie
Season 4
EP1
My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
EP2
The Ghost of A. Chantz
EP3
The Lady and the Babysitter
EP4
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
EP5
The Man from Emperor
EP6
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
EP7
4½
EP8
The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
EP9
Three Letters from One Wife
EP10
Pink Pills and Purple Parents
EP11
It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
EP12
The Death of the Party
EP13
My Two Show-Offs and Me
EP14
Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
EP15
Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
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The Impractical Joke
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Stacey Petrie: Part I
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Stacey Petrie: Part II
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Boy #1, Boy #2
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The Redcoats Are Coming
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The Case of the Pillow
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Young Man With a Shoehorn
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Girls Will Be Boys
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Bupkis
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Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
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Anthony Stone
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Never Bathe on Saturday
EP28
Show of Hands
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Baby Fat
EP30
One Hundred Terrible Hours
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Br-rooom, Br-rooom
EP32
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Season 5
EP1
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
EP2
A Farewell to Writing
EP3
Uhny Uftz
EP4
The Ugliest Dog in the World
EP5
No Rice at My Wedding
EP6
Draw Me a Pear
EP7
The Great Petrie Fortune
EP8
Odd But True
EP9
Viva Petrie
EP10
Go Tell the Birds and Bees
EP11
Body and Sol
EP12
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
EP13
You're Under Arrest
EP14
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
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Who Stole My Watch?
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I Do Not Choose to Run
EP17
The Making of a Councilman
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The Curse of the Petrie People
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The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
EP20
Remember the Alimony
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Dear Sally Rogers
EP22
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
EP23
Bad Reception in Albany
EP24
Talk to the Snail
EP25
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
EP26
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
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The Man from My Uncle
EP28
You Ought to Be in Pictures
EP29
Love Thy Other Neighbor
EP30
Long Night's Journey into Day
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The Gunslinger
EP32
The Last Chapter