Two and a Half Men Episodes
Two and a Half Men has 262 episodes over 12 seasons. The show premiered on September 22, 2003 and the latest episode aired on February 19, 2015. Two and a Half Men has ended, running for a total of 11 years. Here is a detailed list of each season, including episode air dates and titles.
Episode Ratings
S1
S2
S3
S4
S5
S6
S7
S8
S9
S10
S11
S12
E1
S1E1
6.5
S2E1
7.4
S3E1
7.1
S4E1
6.3
S5E1
8.1
S6E1
7.3
S7E1
7.3
S8E1
7.7
S9E1
4.7
S10E1
4.7
S11E1
5.5
S12E1
5.6
E2
S1E2
6.9
S2E2
6.9
S3E2
6.8
S4E2
7.0
S5E2
6.9
S6E2
7.5
S7E2
7.3
S8E2
7.2
S9E2
5.0
S10E2
5.6
S11E2
5.1
S12E2
5.0
E3
S1E3
7.2
S2E3
7.1
S3E3
7.0
S4E3
7.0
S5E3
7.6
S6E3
6.7
S7E3
7.2
S8E3
6.7
S9E3
4.8
S10E3
5.5
S11E3
5.7
S12E3
5.1
E4
S1E4
7.4
S2E4
7.2
S3E4
6.9
S4E4
7.2
S5E4
7.6
S6E4
7.1
S7E4
7.1
S8E4
6.8
S9E4
4.7
S10E4
5.8
S11E4
5.5
S12E4
4.9
E5
S1E5
7.1
S2E5
6.6
S3E5
7.1
S4E5
7.2
S5E5
7.5
S6E5
6.7
S7E5
7.0
S8E5
7.2
S9E5
5.1
S10E5
5.8
S11E5
5.2
S12E5
5.3
E6
S1E6
6.7
S2E6
7.1
S3E6
7.4
S4E6
7.4
S5E6
7.1
S6E6
7.2
S7E6
7.5
S8E6
6.9
S9E6
5.0
S10E6
5.5
S11E6
5.4
S12E6
5.4
E7
S1E7
7.5
S2E7
6.4
S3E7
6.8
S4E7
7.0
S5E7
7.2
S6E7
6.7
S7E7
7.3
S8E7
7.3
S9E7
5.1
S10E7
5.3
S11E7
5.9
S12E7
5.1
E8
S1E8
7.1
S2E8
7.0
S3E8
7.2
S4E8
7.1
S5E8
7.8
S6E8
7.1
S7E8
6.9
S8E8
7.2
S9E8
5.5
S10E8
5.6
S11E8
5.5
S12E8
5.3
E9
S1E9
6.8
S2E9
6.8
S3E9
6.8
S4E9
6.9
S5E9
7.7
S6E9
7.8
S7E9
7.3
S8E9
7.4
S9E9
5.6
S10E9
5.6
S11E9
5.0
S12E9
5.3
E10
S1E10
7.0
S2E10
6.6
S3E10
6.8
S4E10
6.9
S5E10
7.5
S6E10
7.3
S7E10
6.7
S8E10
6.4
S9E10
5.1
S10E10
5.9
S11E10
5.2
S12E10
5.4
E11
S1E11
6.8
S2E11
7.0
S3E11
7.2
S4E11
7.4
S5E11
7.7
S6E11
7.1
S7E11
7.3
S8E11
7.0
S9E11
5.2
S10E11
5.8
S11E11
5.1
S12E11
4.9
E12
S1E12
7.2
S2E12
7.1
S3E12
6.9
S4E12
6.4
S5E12
7.5
S6E12
7.4
S7E12
7.2
S8E12
6.6
S9E12
4.8
S10E12
5.7
S11E12
5.3
S12E12
5.1
E13
S1E13
6.6
S2E13
7.3
S3E13
7.0
S4E13
6.5
S5E13
7.3
S6E13
7.4
S7E13
6.6
S8E13
7.0
S9E13
4.9
S10E13
4.3
S11E13
4.9
S12E13
5.3
E14
S1E14
6.5
S2E14
6.7
S3E14
7.5
S4E14
6.7
S5E14
7.2
S6E14
7.0
S7E14
7.0
S8E14
6.2
S9E14
5.3
S10E14
5.8
S11E14
4.7
S12E14
5.2
E15
S1E15
6.7
S2E15
7.2
S3E15
7.3
S4E15
6.5
S5E15
7.5
S6E15
7.3
S7E15
6.2
S8E15
7.4
S9E15
5.1
S10E15
5.8
S11E15
5.5
S12E15
4.0
E16
S1E16
6.9
S2E16
7.7
S3E16
7.6
S4E16
7.0
S5E16
7.5
S6E16
7.6
S7E16
6.2
S8E16
6.8
S9E16
5.4
S10E16
5.5
S11E16
5.9
S12E16
4.5
E17
S1E17
7.1
S2E17
7.3
S3E17
6.9
S4E17
5.7
S5E17
7.4
S6E17
7.4
S7E17
6.1
S9E17
4.3
S10E17
5.9
S11E17
5.1
E18
S1E18
7.2
S2E18
6.3
S3E18
7.0
S4E18
6.5
S5E18
7.1
S6E18
7.4
S7E18
6.8
S9E18
4.7
S10E18
5.4
S11E18
5.3
E19
S1E19
7.0
S2E19
7.1
S3E19
7.4
S4E19
7.0
S5E19
7.4
S6E19
7.6
S7E19
6.6
S9E19
4.9
S10E19
5.4
S11E19
6.2
E20
S1E20
6.8
S2E20
7.1
S3E20
7.5
S4E20
6.9
S6E20
7.5
S7E20
6.4
S9E20
4.5
S10E20
5.2
S11E20
5.9
E21
S1E21
6.8
S2E21
7.1
S3E21
7.1
S4E21
6.3
S6E21
7.5
S7E21
7.3
S9E21
5.5
S10E21
4.7
S11E21
5.1
E22
S1E22
6.7
S2E22
6.8
S3E22
7.2
S4E22
7.5
S6E22
7.2
S7E22
6.4
S9E22
5.8
S10E22
5.6
S11E22
5.6
E23
S1E23
7.1
S2E23
7.2
S3E23
6.9
S4E23
7.8
S6E23
6.8
S9E23
4.9
S10E23
5.4
E24
S1E24
6.8
S2E24
6.5
S3E24
7.1
S4E24
7.2
S6E24
7.6
S9E24
5.3
All Episodes
Season 1 - Two and a Half Men
S1 : E1
Pilot
Sep 22, 2003(22 years ago)
23 min
6.5
S1 : E2
Big Flappy Bastards
Sep 29, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S1 : E3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Oct 06, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S1 : E4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Oct 13, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S1 : E5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Oct 20, 2003(22 years ago)
19 min
7.1
S1 : E6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Oct 27, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
6.7
S1 : E7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Nov 03, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
7.5
S1 : E8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Nov 10, 2003(22 years ago)
19 min
7.1
S1 : E9
Phase One, Complete
Nov 17, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S1 : E10
Merry Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2003(22 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S1 : E11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Dec 15, 2003(22 years ago)
20 min
6.8
S1 : E12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Jan 05, 2004(22 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S1 : E13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Jan 12, 2004(22 years ago)
20 min
6.6
S1 : E14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Feb 02, 2004(22 years ago)
21 min
6.5
S1 : E15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Feb 09, 2004(22 years ago)
21 min
6.7
S1 : E16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Feb 16, 2004(22 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S1 : E17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Feb 23, 2004(22 years ago)
20 min
7.1
S1 : E18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Mar 01, 2004(22 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S1 : E19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Mar 22, 2004(22 years ago)
19 min
7.0
S1 : E20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Apr 19, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S1 : E21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 03, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S1 : E22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.7
S1 : E23
Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S1 : E24
Can You Feel My Finger?
May 24, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.8
Season 2 - Two and a Half Men
S2 : E1
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Sep 20, 2004(21 years ago)
30 min
7.4
S2 : E2
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Sep 27, 2004(21 years ago)
30 min
6.9
S2 : E3
A Bag Full of Jawea
Oct 04, 2004(21 years ago)
30 min
7.1
S2 : E4
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Oct 11, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S2 : E5
Bad News from the Clinic?
Oct 18, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.6
S2 : E6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Oct 25, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S2 : E7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Nov 08, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.4
S2 : E8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Nov 15, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S2 : E9
Yes, Monsignor
Nov 22, 2004(21 years ago)
22 min
6.8
S2 : E10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Nov 29, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
6.6
S2 : E11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Dec 13, 2004(21 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S2 : E12
A Lungful of Alan
Jan 03, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S2 : E13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Jan 17, 2005(21 years ago)
20 min
7.3
S2 : E14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Jan 31, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
6.7
S2 : E15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Feb 07, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S2 : E16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Feb 14, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
7.7
S2 : E17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Feb 21, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S2 : E18
It Was Mame, Mom
Mar 07, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
6.3
S2 : E19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Mar 21, 2005(21 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S2 : E20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Apr 18, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S2 : E21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
May 02, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S2 : E22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 09, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S2 : E23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 2005(20 years ago)
20 min
7.2
S2 : E24
Does This Smell Funny to You?
May 23, 2005(20 years ago)
20 min
6.5
Season 3 - Two and a Half Men
S3 : E1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sep 19, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
7.1
S3 : E2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Sep 26, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
6.8
S3 : E3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Oct 03, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
7.0
S3 : E4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Oct 10, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
6.9
S3 : E5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Oct 17, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S3 : E6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Oct 24, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S3 : E7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Nov 07, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
6.8
S3 : E8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Nov 14, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S3 : E9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Nov 21, 2005(20 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S3 : E10
Something Salted and Twisted
Nov 28, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
6.8
S3 : E11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Dec 19, 2005(20 years ago)
22 min
7.2
S3 : E12
That Special Tug
Jan 09, 2006(20 years ago)
22 min
6.9
S3 : E13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Jan 23, 2006(20 years ago)
22 min
7.0
S3 : E14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Feb 06, 2006(20 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S3 : E15
My Tongue is Meat
Feb 27, 2006(20 years ago)
22 min
7.3
S3 : E16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Mar 06, 2006(20 years ago)
22 min
7.6
S3 : E17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Mar 13, 2006(20 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S3 : E18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Mar 20, 2006(20 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S3 : E19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Apr 10, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
7.4
S3 : E20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Apr 24, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.5
S3 : E21
And the Plot Moistens
May 01, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S3 : E22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 08, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
7.2
S3 : E23
Arguments for the Quickie
May 15, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
6.9
S3 : E24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.1
Season 4 - Two and a Half Men
S4 : E1
Working for Caligula
Sep 18, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
6.3
S4 : E2
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Sep 25, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
7.0
S4 : E3
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Oct 02, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S4 : E4
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Oct 09, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S4 : E5
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Oct 16, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S4 : E6
Apologies for the Frivolity
Oct 23, 2006(19 years ago)
20 min
7.4
S4 : E7
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Nov 06, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S4 : E8
Release the Dogs
Nov 13, 2006(19 years ago)
22 min
7.1
S4 : E9
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Nov 20, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S4 : E10
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Nov 27, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S4 : E11
Walnuts and Demerol
Dec 11, 2006(19 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S4 : E12
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Jan 08, 2007(19 years ago)
21 min
6.4
S4 : E13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jan 22, 2007(19 years ago)
21 min
6.5
S4 : E14
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Feb 05, 2007(19 years ago)
22 min
6.7
S4 : E15
My Damn Stalker
Feb 12, 2007(19 years ago)
22 min
6.5
S4 : E16
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Feb 19, 2007(19 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S4 : E17
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Feb 26, 2007(19 years ago)
22 min
5.7
S4 : E18
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Mar 19, 2007(19 years ago)
21 min
6.5
S4 : E19
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Apr 09, 2007(19 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S4 : E20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Apr 16, 2007(18 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S4 : E21
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Apr 23, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
6.3
S4 : E22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Apr 30, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S4 : E23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
May 07, 2007(18 years ago)
21 min
7.8
S4 : E24
Prostitutes and Gelato
May 14, 2007(18 years ago)
20 min
7.2
Season 5 - Two and a Half Men
S5 : E1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 2007(18 years ago)
20 min
8.1
S5 : E2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 01, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
6.9
S5 : E3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 08, 2007(18 years ago)
21 min
7.6
S5 : E4
City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
7.6
S5 : E5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S5 : E6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 2007(18 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S5 : E7
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 05, 2007(18 years ago)
20 min
7.2
S5 : E8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 2007(18 years ago)
20 min
7.8
S5 : E9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 2007(18 years ago)
20 min
7.7
S5 : E10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 2007(18 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S5 : E11
Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 2008(18 years ago)
22 min
7.7
S5 : E12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 2008(18 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S5 : E13
The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 2008(18 years ago)
20 min
7.3
S5 : E14
Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.2
S5 : E15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 2008(17 years ago)
21 min
7.5
S5 : E16
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S5 : E17
Fish in a Drawer
May 05, 2008(17 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S5 : E18
If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 2008(17 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S5 : E19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.4
Season 6 - Two and a Half Men
S6 : E1
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Sep 22, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.3
S6 : E2
Pie Hole, Herb
Sep 29, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S6 : E3
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Oct 06, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
6.7
S6 : E4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Oct 13, 2008(17 years ago)
21 min
7.1
S6 : E5
A Jock Strap in Hell
Oct 20, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
6.7
S6 : E6
It's Always Nazi Week
Nov 03, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.2
S6 : E7
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Nov 10, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
6.7
S6 : E8
Pinocchio's Mouth
Nov 17, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.1
S6 : E9
The Mooch at the Boo
Nov 24, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.8
S6 : E10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Dec 08, 2008(17 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S6 : E11
The Devil's Lube
Dec 15, 2008(17 years ago)
22 min
7.1
S6 : E12
Thank God for Scoliosis
Jan 12, 2009(17 years ago)
20 min
7.4
S6 : E13
I Think You Offended Don
Jan 19, 2009(17 years ago)
22 min
7.4
S6 : E14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Feb 02, 2009(17 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S6 : E15
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Feb 09, 2009(17 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S6 : E16
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Mar 02, 2009(17 years ago)
20 min
7.6
S6 : E17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Mar 09, 2009(17 years ago)
20 min
7.4
S6 : E18
My Son's Enormous Head
Mar 16, 2009(17 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S6 : E19
The Two Finger Rule
Mar 30, 2009(17 years ago)
20 min
7.6
S6 : E20
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Apr 13, 2009(16 years ago)
22 min
7.5
S6 : E21
Above Exalted Cyclops
Apr 27, 2009(16 years ago)
21 min
7.5
S6 : E22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
May 04, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
7.2
S6 : E23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
May 11, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
6.8
S6 : E24
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
May 18, 2009(16 years ago)
21 min
7.6
Season 7 - Two and a Half Men
S7 : E1
818-jklpuzo
Sep 21, 2009(16 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S7 : E2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Sep 28, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
7.3
S7 : E3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Oct 05, 2009(16 years ago)
19 min
7.2
S7 : E4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Oct 12, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
7.1
S7 : E5
For the Sake of the Child
Oct 19, 2009(16 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S7 : E6
Give Me Your Thumb
Nov 02, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
7.5
S7 : E7
Untainted by Filth
Nov 09, 2009(16 years ago)
22 min
7.3
S7 : E8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Nov 16, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
6.9
S7 : E9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Nov 23, 2009(16 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S7 : E10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Dec 07, 2009(16 years ago)
20 min
6.7
S7 : E11
Warning, It's Dirty
Dec 14, 2009(16 years ago)
19 min
7.3
S7 : E12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jan 11, 2010(16 years ago)
22 min
7.2
S7 : E13
Yay, No Polyps!
Jan 18, 2010(16 years ago)
20 min
6.6
S7 : E14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Feb 01, 2010(16 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S7 : E15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Feb 08, 2010(16 years ago)
22 min
6.2
S7 : E16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Mar 01, 2010(16 years ago)
21 min
6.2
S7 : E17
I Found Your Moustache
Mar 08, 2010(16 years ago)
21 min
6.1
S7 : E18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Mar 22, 2010(16 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S7 : E19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Apr 12, 2010(15 years ago)
18 min
6.6
S7 : E20
I Called Him Magoo
May 10, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.4
S7 : E21
Gumby with a Pokey
May 17, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.3
S7 : E22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
May 24, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.4
Season 8 - Two and a Half Men
S8 : E1
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sep 20, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.7
S8 : E2
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Sep 27, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S8 : E3
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Oct 04, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.7
S8 : E4
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Oct 11, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.8
S8 : E5
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Oct 18, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S8 : E6
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Oct 25, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.9
S8 : E7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Nov 01, 2010(15 years ago)
19 min
7.3
S8 : E8
Springtime on a Stick
Nov 08, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.2
S8 : E9
A Good Time in Central Africa
Nov 15, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S8 : E10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Nov 22, 2010(15 years ago)
19 min
6.4
S8 : E11
Dead from the Waist Down
Dec 06, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S8 : E12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dec 13, 2010(15 years ago)
21 min
6.6
S8 : E13
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Jan 03, 2011(15 years ago)
21 min
7.0
S8 : E14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 2011(15 years ago)
21 min
6.2
S8 : E15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 07, 2011(15 years ago)
21 min
7.4
S8 : E16
That Darn Priest
Feb 14, 2011(15 years ago)
19 min
6.8
Season 9 - Two and a Half Men
S9 : E1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sep 19, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S9 : E2
People Who Love Peepholes
Sep 26, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
5.0
S9 : E3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Oct 03, 2011(14 years ago)
20 min
4.8
S9 : E4
Nine Magic Fingers
Oct 10, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S9 : E5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Oct 17, 2011(14 years ago)
20 min
5.1
S9 : E6
The Squat and the Hover
Oct 24, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
5.0
S9 : E7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Oct 31, 2011(14 years ago)
19 min
5.1
S9 : E8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Nov 07, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S9 : E9
Frodo's Headshots
Nov 14, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
5.6
S9 : E10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Nov 21, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S9 : E11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Dec 05, 2011(14 years ago)
20 min
5.2
S9 : E12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Dec 12, 2011(14 years ago)
21 min
4.8
S9 : E13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Jan 02, 2012(14 years ago)
20 min
4.9
S9 : E14
A Possum on Chemo
Jan 16, 2012(14 years ago)
20 min
5.3
S9 : E15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Feb 06, 2012(14 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S9 : E16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Feb 13, 2012(14 years ago)
20 min
5.4
S9 : E17
Not in My Mouth!
Feb 20, 2012(14 years ago)
19 min
4.3
S9 : E18
The War Against Gingivitis
Feb 27, 2012(14 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S9 : E19
Palmdale, Ech
Mar 19, 2012(14 years ago)
21 min
4.9
S9 : E20
Grandma's Pie
Apr 09, 2012(14 years ago)
21 min
4.5
S9 : E21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Apr 16, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S9 : E22
Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.8
S9 : E23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 07, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
4.9
S9 : E24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.3
Season 10 - Two and a Half Men
S10 : E1
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S10 : E2
A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 04, 2012(13 years ago)
20 min
5.6
S10 : E3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S10 : E4
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Oct 18, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.8
S10 : E5
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 2012(13 years ago)
20 min
5.8
S10 : E6
Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 01, 2012(13 years ago)
20 min
5.5
S10 : E7
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 08, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S10 : E8
Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.6
S10 : E9
I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 2012(13 years ago)
20 min
5.6
S10 : E10
One Nut Johnson
Dec 06, 2012(13 years ago)
21 min
5.9
S10 : E11
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 2012(13 years ago)
22 min
5.8
S10 : E12
Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 03, 2013(13 years ago)
22 min
5.7
S10 : E13
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
4.3
S10 : E14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.8
S10 : E15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 07, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.8
S10 : E16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S10 : E17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.9
S10 : E18
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 07, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.4
S10 : E19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.4
S10 : E20
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Apr 04, 2013(13 years ago)
21 min
5.2
S10 : E21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S10 : E22
My Bodacious Vidalia
May 02, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.6
S10 : E23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 09, 2013(12 years ago)
22 min
5.4
Season 11 - Two and a Half Men
S11 : E1
Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S11 : E2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 03, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S11 : E3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 2013(12 years ago)
22 min
5.7
S11 : E4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S11 : E5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.2
S11 : E6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 07, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.4
S11 : E7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.9
S11 : E8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Nov 21, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S11 : E9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 05, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.0
S11 : E10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Dec 12, 2013(12 years ago)
21 min
5.2
S11 : E11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 02, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S11 : E12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 09, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S11 : E13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
4.9
S11 : E14
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Feb 06, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
4.7
S11 : E15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.5
S11 : E16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 06, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.9
S11 : E17
Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S11 : E18
West Side Story
Apr 03, 2014(12 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S11 : E19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 2014(11 years ago)
22 min
6.2
S11 : E20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.9
S11 : E21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 01, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S11 : E22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 08, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.6
Season 12 - Two and a Half Men
S12 : E1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Oct 30, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.6
S12 : E2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Nov 06, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.0
S12 : E3
Glamping in a Yurt
Nov 13, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S12 : E4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Nov 20, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
4.9
S12 : E5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Nov 27, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S12 : E6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Dec 04, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.4
S12 : E7
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Dec 11, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S12 : E8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Dec 18, 2014(11 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S12 : E9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Jan 08, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S12 : E10
Here I Come, Pants!
Jan 15, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
5.4
S12 : E11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Jan 22, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
4.9
S12 : E12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Jan 29, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
5.1
S12 : E13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Feb 05, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
5.3
S12 : E14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Feb 12, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
5.2
S12 : E15
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Feb 19, 2015(11 years ago)
39 min
4.0
S12 : E16
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Feb 19, 2015(11 years ago)
21 min
4.5
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons of Two and a Half Men were there?
Two and a Half Men had 12 seasons.
How many episodes of Two and a Half Men were there?
Two and a Half Men had 262 episodes across 12 seasons, averaging 21 episodes per season.
Is Two and a Half Men still airing?
Two and a Half Men has ended and is no longer in production. The series finale aired on February 19, 2015.