Two and a Half Men Episode Ratings
Visual grid of all episodes and their ratings
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E2
E3
E4
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E7
E8
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S1E1
6.5
S2E1
7.4
S3E1
7.1
S4E1
6.3
S5E1
8.1
S6E1
7.3
S7E1
7.3
S8E1
7.7
S9E1
4.7
S10E1
4.7
S11E1
5.5
S12E1
5.6
S1E2
6.9
S2E2
6.9
S3E2
6.8
S4E2
7.0
S5E2
6.9
S6E2
7.5
S7E2
7.3
S8E2
7.2
S9E2
5.0
S10E2
5.6
S11E2
5.1
S12E2
5.0
S1E3
7.2
S2E3
7.1
S3E3
7.0
S4E3
7.0
S5E3
7.6
S6E3
6.7
S7E3
7.2
S8E3
6.7
S9E3
4.8
S10E3
5.5
S11E3
5.7
S12E3
5.1
S1E4
7.4
S2E4
7.2
S3E4
6.9
S4E4
7.2
S5E4
7.6
S6E4
7.1
S7E4
7.1
S8E4
6.8
S9E4
4.7
S10E4
5.8
S11E4
5.5
S12E4
4.9
S1E5
7.1
S2E5
6.6
S3E5
7.1
S4E5
7.2
S5E5
7.5
S6E5
6.7
S7E5
7.0
S8E5
7.2
S9E5
5.1
S10E5
5.8
S11E5
5.2
S12E5
5.3
S1E6
6.7
S2E6
7.1
S3E6
7.4
S4E6
7.4
S5E6
7.1
S6E6
7.2
S7E6
7.5
S8E6
6.9
S9E6
5.0
S10E6
5.5
S11E6
5.4
S12E6
5.4
S1E7
7.5
S2E7
6.4
S3E7
6.8
S4E7
7.0
S5E7
7.2
S6E7
6.7
S7E7
7.3
S8E7
7.3
S9E7
5.1
S10E7
5.3
S11E7
5.9
S12E7
5.1
S1E8
7.1
S2E8
7.0
S3E8
7.2
S4E8
7.1
S5E8
7.8
S6E8
7.1
S7E8
6.9
S8E8
7.2
S9E8
5.5
S10E8
5.6
S11E8
5.5
S12E8
5.3
S1E9
6.8
S2E9
6.8
S3E9
6.8
S4E9
6.9
S5E9
7.7
S6E9
7.8
S7E9
7.3
S8E9
7.4
S9E9
5.6
S10E9
5.6
S11E9
5.0
S12E9
5.3
S1E10
7.0
S2E10
6.6
S3E10
6.8
S4E10
6.9
S5E10
7.5
S6E10
7.3
S7E10
6.7
S8E10
6.4
S9E10
5.1
S10E10
5.9
S11E10
5.2
S12E10
5.4
S1E11
6.8
S2E11
7.0
S3E11
7.2
S4E11
7.4
S5E11
7.7
S6E11
7.1
S7E11
7.3
S8E11
7.0
S9E11
5.2
S10E11
5.8
S11E11
5.1
S12E11
4.9
S1E12
7.2
S2E12
7.1
S3E12
6.9
S4E12
6.4
S5E12
7.5
S6E12
7.4
S7E12
7.2
S8E12
6.6
S9E12
4.8
S10E12
5.7
S11E12
5.3
S12E12
5.1
S1E13
6.6
S2E13
7.3
S3E13
7.0
S4E13
6.5
S5E13
7.3
S6E13
7.4
S7E13
6.6
S8E13
7.0
S9E13
4.9
S10E13
4.3
S11E13
4.9
S12E13
5.3
S1E14
6.5
S2E14
6.7
S3E14
7.5
S4E14
6.7
S5E14
7.2
S6E14
7.0
S7E14
7.0
S8E14
6.2
S9E14
5.3
S10E14
5.8
S11E14
4.7
S12E14
5.2
S1E15
6.7
S2E15
7.2
S3E15
7.3
S4E15
6.5
S5E15
7.5
S6E15
7.3
S7E15
6.2
S8E15
7.4
S9E15
5.1
S10E15
5.8
S11E15
5.5
S12E15
4.0
S1E16
6.9
S2E16
7.7
S3E16
7.6
S4E16
7.0
S5E16
7.5
S6E16
7.6
S7E16
6.2
S8E16
6.8
S9E16
5.4
S10E16
5.5
S11E16
5.9
S12E16
4.5
S1E17
7.1
S2E17
7.3
S3E17
6.9
S4E17
5.7
S5E17
7.4
S6E17
7.4
S7E17
6.1
S9E17
4.3
S10E17
5.9
S11E17
5.1
S1E18
7.2
S2E18
6.3
S3E18
7.0
S4E18
6.5
S5E18
7.1
S6E18
7.4
S7E18
6.8
S9E18
4.7
S10E18
5.4
S11E18
5.3
S1E19
7.0
S2E19
7.1
S3E19
7.4
S4E19
7.0
S5E19
7.4
S6E19
7.6
S7E19
6.6
S9E19
4.9
S10E19
5.4
S11E19
6.2
S1E20
6.8
S2E20
7.1
S3E20
7.5
S4E20
6.9
S6E20
7.5
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6.4
S9E20
4.5
S10E20
5.2
S11E20
5.9
S1E21
6.8
S2E21
7.1
S3E21
7.1
S4E21
6.3
S6E21
7.5
S7E21
7.3
S9E21
5.5
S10E21
4.7
S11E21
5.1
S1E22
6.7
S2E22
6.8
S3E22
7.2
S4E22
7.5
S6E22
7.2
S7E22
6.4
S9E22
5.8
S10E22
5.6
S11E22
5.6
S1E23
7.1
S2E23
7.2
S3E23
6.9
S4E23
7.8
S6E23
6.8
S9E23
4.9
S10E23
5.4
S1E24
6.8
S2E24
6.5
S3E24
7.1
S4E24
7.2
S6E24
7.6
S9E24
5.3
All Two and a Half Men Episodes
Complete episode list with air dates and details
Season 1
EP1
Pilot
Sep 22, 200323m6.5
EP2
Big Flappy Bastards
Sep 29, 200321m6.9
EP3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Oct 6, 200321m7.2
EP4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Oct 13, 200321m7.4
EP5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Oct 20, 200319m7.1
EP6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Oct 27, 200321m6.7
EP7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Nov 3, 200321m7.5
EP8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Nov 10, 200319m7.1
EP9
Phase One, Complete
Nov 17, 200321m6.8
EP10
Merry Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 200321m7.0
EP11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Dec 15, 200320m6.8
EP12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Jan 5, 200421m7.2
EP13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Jan 12, 200420m6.6
EP14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Feb 2, 200421m6.5
EP15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Feb 9, 200421m6.7
EP16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Feb 16, 200421m6.9
EP17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Feb 23, 200420m7.1
EP18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Mar 1, 200421m7.2
EP19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Mar 22, 200419m7.0
EP20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Apr 19, 200421m6.8
EP21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 3, 200421m6.8
EP22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 200421m6.7
EP23
Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 200421m7.1
EP24
Can You Feel My Finger?
May 24, 200421m6.8
Season 2
EP1
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Sep 20, 200430m7.4
EP2
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Sep 27, 200430m6.9
EP3
A Bag Full of Jawea
Oct 4, 200430m7.1
EP4
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Oct 11, 200421m7.2
EP5
Bad News from the Clinic?
Oct 18, 200421m6.6
EP6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Oct 25, 200421m7.1
EP7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Nov 8, 200421m6.4
EP8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Nov 15, 200421m7.0
EP9
Yes, Monsignor
Nov 22, 200422m6.8
EP10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Nov 29, 200421m6.6
EP11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Dec 13, 200421m7.0
EP12
A Lungful of Alan
Jan 3, 200521m7.1
EP13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Jan 17, 200520m7.3
EP14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Jan 31, 200521m6.7
EP15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Feb 7, 200521m7.2
EP16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Feb 14, 200521m7.7
EP17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Feb 21, 200521m7.3
EP18
It Was Mame, Mom
Mar 7, 200521m6.3
EP19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Mar 21, 200521m7.1
EP20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Apr 18, 200521m7.1
EP21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
May 2, 200521m7.1
EP22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 9, 200521m6.8
EP23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 200520m7.2
EP24
Does This Smell Funny to You?
May 23, 200520m6.5
Season 3
EP1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sep 19, 200522m7.1
EP2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Sep 26, 200522m6.8
EP3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Oct 3, 200522m7.0
EP4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Oct 10, 200522m6.9
EP5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Oct 17, 200521m7.1
EP6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Oct 24, 200521m7.4
EP7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Nov 7, 200522m6.8
EP8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Nov 14, 200521m7.2
EP9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Nov 21, 200521m6.8
EP10
Something Salted and Twisted
Nov 28, 200522m6.8
EP11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Dec 19, 200522m7.2
EP12
That Special Tug
Jan 9, 200622m6.9
EP13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Jan 23, 200622m7.0
EP14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Feb 6, 200622m7.5
EP15
My Tongue is Meat
Feb 27, 200622m7.3
EP16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Mar 6, 200622m7.6
EP17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Mar 13, 200621m6.9
EP18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Mar 20, 200621m7.0
EP19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Apr 10, 200622m7.4
EP20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Apr 24, 200621m7.5
EP21
And the Plot Moistens
May 1, 200621m7.1
EP22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 8, 200622m7.2
EP23
Arguments for the Quickie
May 15, 200622m6.9
EP24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22, 200621m7.1
Season 4
EP1
Working for Caligula
Sep 18, 200622m6.3
EP2
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Sep 25, 200622m7.0
EP3
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Oct 2, 200621m7.0
EP4
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Oct 9, 200621m7.2
EP5
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Oct 16, 200621m7.2
EP6
Apologies for the Frivolity
Oct 23, 200620m7.4
EP7
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Nov 6, 200621m7.0
EP8
Release the Dogs
Nov 13, 200622m7.1
EP9
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Nov 20, 200621m6.9
EP10
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Nov 27, 200621m6.9
EP11
Walnuts and Demerol
Dec 11, 200621m7.4
EP12
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Jan 8, 200721m6.4
EP13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jan 22, 200721m6.5
EP14
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Feb 5, 200722m6.7
EP15
My Damn Stalker
Feb 12, 200722m6.5
EP16
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Feb 19, 200721m7.0
EP17
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Feb 26, 200722m5.7
EP18
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Mar 19, 200721m6.5
EP19
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Apr 9, 200721m7.0
EP20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Apr 16, 200721m6.9
EP21
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Apr 23, 200722m6.3
EP22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Apr 30, 200722m7.5
EP23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
May 7, 200721m7.8
EP24
Prostitutes and Gelato
May 14, 200720m7.2
Season 5
EP1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 200720m8.1
EP2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 200722m6.9
EP3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 200721m7.6
EP4
City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 200722m7.6
EP5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 200722m7.5
EP6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 200721m7.1
EP7
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 200720m7.2
EP8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 200720m7.8
EP9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 200720m7.7
EP10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 200722m7.5
EP11
Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 200822m7.7
EP12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 200822m7.5
EP13
The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 200820m7.3
EP14
Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 200822m7.2
EP15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 200821m7.5
EP16
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 200822m7.5
EP17
Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 200821m7.4
EP18
If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 200821m7.1
EP19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 200822m7.4
Season 6
EP1
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Sep 22, 200822m7.3
EP2
Pie Hole, Herb
Sep 29, 200822m7.5
EP3
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Oct 6, 200822m6.7
EP4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Oct 13, 200821m7.1
EP5
A Jock Strap in Hell
Oct 20, 200822m6.7
EP6
It's Always Nazi Week
Nov 3, 200822m7.2
EP7
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Nov 10, 200822m6.7
EP8
Pinocchio's Mouth
Nov 17, 200822m7.1
EP9
The Mooch at the Boo
Nov 24, 200822m7.8
EP10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Dec 8, 200821m7.3
EP11
The Devil's Lube
Dec 15, 200822m7.1
EP12
Thank God for Scoliosis
Jan 12, 200920m7.4
EP13
I Think You Offended Don
Jan 19, 200922m7.4
EP14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Feb 2, 200921m7.0
EP15
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Feb 9, 200921m7.3
EP16
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Mar 2, 200920m7.6
EP17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Mar 9, 200920m7.4
EP18
My Son's Enormous Head
Mar 16, 200921m7.4
EP19
The Two Finger Rule
Mar 30, 200920m7.6
EP20
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Apr 13, 200922m7.5
EP21
Above Exalted Cyclops
Apr 27, 200921m7.5
EP22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
May 4, 200920m7.2
EP23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
May 11, 200920m6.8
EP24
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
May 18, 200921m7.6
Season 7
EP1
818-jklpuzo
Sep 21, 200921m7.3
EP2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Sep 28, 200920m7.3
EP3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Oct 5, 200919m7.2
EP4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Oct 12, 200920m7.1
EP5
For the Sake of the Child
Oct 19, 200921m7.0
EP6
Give Me Your Thumb
Nov 2, 200920m7.5
EP7
Untainted by Filth
Nov 9, 200922m7.3
EP8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Nov 16, 200920m6.9
EP9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Nov 23, 200921m7.3
EP10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Dec 7, 200920m6.7
EP11
Warning, It's Dirty
Dec 14, 200919m7.3
EP12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jan 11, 201022m7.2
EP13
Yay, No Polyps!
Jan 18, 201020m6.6
EP14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Feb 1, 201021m7.0
EP15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Feb 8, 201022m6.2
EP16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Mar 1, 201021m6.2
EP17
I Found Your Moustache
Mar 8, 201021m6.1
EP18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Mar 22, 201021m6.8
EP19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Apr 12, 201018m6.6
EP20
I Called Him Magoo
May 10, 201021m6.4
EP21
Gumby with a Pokey
May 17, 201021m7.3
EP22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
May 24, 201021m6.4
Season 8
EP1
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sep 20, 201021m7.7
EP2
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Sep 27, 201021m7.2
EP3
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Oct 4, 201021m6.7
EP4
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Oct 11, 201021m6.8
EP5
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Oct 18, 201021m7.2
EP6
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Oct 25, 201021m6.9
EP7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Nov 1, 201019m7.3
EP8
Springtime on a Stick
Nov 8, 201021m7.2
EP9
A Good Time in Central Africa
Nov 15, 201021m7.4
EP10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Nov 22, 201019m6.4
EP11
Dead from the Waist Down
Dec 6, 201021m7.0
EP12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dec 13, 201021m6.6
EP13
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Jan 3, 201121m7.0
EP14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 201121m6.2
EP15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 7, 201121m7.4
EP16
That Darn Priest
Feb 14, 201119m6.8
Season 9
EP1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sep 19, 201121m4.7
EP2
People Who Love Peepholes
Sep 26, 201121m5.0
EP3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Oct 3, 201120m4.8
EP4
Nine Magic Fingers
Oct 10, 201121m4.7
EP5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Oct 17, 201120m5.1
EP6
The Squat and the Hover
Oct 24, 201121m5.0
EP7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Oct 31, 201119m5.1
EP8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Nov 7, 201121m5.5
EP9
Frodo's Headshots
Nov 14, 201121m5.6
EP10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Nov 21, 201121m5.1
EP11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Dec 5, 201120m5.2
EP12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Dec 12, 201121m4.8
EP13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Jan 2, 201220m4.9
EP14
A Possum on Chemo
Jan 16, 201220m5.3
EP15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Feb 6, 201221m5.1
EP16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Feb 13, 201220m5.4
EP17
Not in My Mouth!
Feb 20, 201219m4.3
EP18
The War Against Gingivitis
Feb 27, 201221m4.7
EP19
Palmdale, Ech
Mar 19, 201221m4.9
EP20
Grandma's Pie
Apr 9, 201221m4.5
EP21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Apr 16, 201221m5.5
EP22
Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 201221m5.8
EP23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 7, 201221m4.9
EP24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 201221m5.3
Season 10
EP1
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 201221m4.7
EP2
A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 4, 201220m5.6
EP3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 201221m5.5
EP4
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Oct 18, 201221m5.8
EP5
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 201220m5.8
EP6
Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 1, 201220m5.5
EP7
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 8, 201221m5.3
EP8
Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 201221m5.6
EP9
I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 201220m5.6
EP10
One Nut Johnson
Dec 6, 201221m5.9
EP11
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 201222m5.8
EP12
Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 201322m5.7
EP13
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 201321m4.3
EP14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 201321m5.8
EP15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 201321m5.8
EP16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 201321m5.5
EP17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 201321m5.9
EP18
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 7, 201321m5.4
EP19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 201321m5.4
EP20
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Apr 4, 201321m5.2
EP21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 201321m4.7
EP22
My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 201321m5.6
EP23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 201322m5.4
Season 11
EP1
Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 201321m5.5
EP2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 3, 201321m5.1
EP3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 201322m5.7
EP4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 201321m5.5
EP5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 201321m5.2
EP6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 7, 201321m5.4
EP7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 201321m5.9
EP8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Nov 21, 201321m5.5
EP9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 5, 201321m5.0
EP10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Dec 12, 201321m5.2
EP11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 2, 201421m5.1
EP12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 9, 201421m5.3
EP13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 201421m4.9
EP14
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Feb 6, 201421m4.7
EP15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 201421m5.5
EP16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 6, 201421m5.9
EP17
Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 201421m5.1
EP18
West Side Story
Apr 3, 201421m5.3
EP19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 201422m6.2
EP20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 201421m5.9
EP21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 201421m5.1
EP22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 8, 201421m5.6
Season 12
EP1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Oct 30, 201421m5.6
EP2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Nov 6, 201421m5.0
EP3
Glamping in a Yurt
Nov 13, 201421m5.1
EP4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Nov 20, 201421m4.9
EP5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Nov 27, 201421m5.3
EP6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Dec 4, 201421m5.4
EP7
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Dec 11, 201421m5.1
EP8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Dec 18, 201421m5.3
EP9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Jan 8, 201521m5.3
EP10
Here I Come, Pants!
Jan 15, 201521m5.4
EP11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Jan 22, 201521m4.9
EP12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Jan 29, 201521m5.1
EP13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Feb 5, 201521m5.3
EP14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Feb 12, 201521m5.2
EP15
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Feb 19, 201539m4.0
EP16
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Feb 19, 201521m4.5