Season 1
1.
Get Me a Lawyer
2.
Jesus, Mary and Joe Cocker
3.
And My Paralyzing Fear of Death
4.
Tastes Like a Ho-Ho
5.
A Regular Earl Anthony
6.
She Spat at Me
7.
We Are Not Animals
8.
Blame the Victim
9.
Do You Regret What We Did?
10.
Sort of Like a Family
11.
I Hate These People
12.
There's No 'We' Anymore
13.
Because I Know Patty
Season 2
1.
I Lied, Too
2.
Burn It, Shred It, I Don't Care
3.
I Knew Your Pig
4.
Hey! Mr. Pibb!
5.
I Agree, It Wasn't Funny
6.
A Pretty Girl in a Leotard
7.
New York Sucks
8.
They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney
9.
You Got Your Prom Date Pregnant
10.
Uh Oh, Out Come the Skeletons
11.
London, of Course
12.
Look What He Dug Up This Time
13.
Trust Me
Season 3
1.
Your Secrets Are Safe
2.
The Dog Is Happier Without Her
3.
Flight's at 11:08
4.
Don't Throw That at the Chicken
5.
It's Not My Birthday
6.
Don't Forget to Thank Mr. Zedeck
7.
You Haven't Replaced Me
8.
I Look Like Frankenstein
9.
Drive It Through Hardcore
10.
Tell Me I'm Not Racist
11.
All That Crap About Your Family
12.
You Were His Little Monkey
13.
The Next One's Gonna Go in Your Throat
Season 4
1.
There's Only One Way to Try a Case
2.
I've Done Way Too Much for This Girl
3.
I'd Prefer My Old Office
4.
Next One's on Me, Blondie
5.
We'll Just Have to Find Another Way to Cut the Balls Off of This Thing
6.
Add That Little Hopper to Your Stew
7.
I'm Worried About My Dog
8.
The War Will Go on Forever
9.
There's a Whole Slew of Ladies with Bad Things to Say About the Taliban
10.
Failure Is Lonely
Season 5
1.
You Want to End This Once and for All?
2.
Have You Met the Eel Yet?
3.
Failure Is Failure
4.
I Love You, Mommy
5.
There's Something Wrong with Me
6.
I Need to Win
7.
The Storm's Moving In
8.
I'm Afraid of What I'll Find
9.
I Like Your Chair
10.
But You Don't Do That Anymore
