John Kassir

PersonBorn Oct 24, 1957 (age 68)Baltimore, Maryland, USA

American actor and comedian

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John Kassir

John Kassir (born October 24, 1957) is an American actor and comedian known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He also gained recognition for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. Kassir made history as the first voice actor to take over Disney comics character Scrooge McDuck after the death of Alan Young. Born in Baltimore, Maryland, Kassir is of Assyrian descent. He graduated from Loch Raven High School and studied theatre at Towson State University, where he co-founded a comedy troupe called Animal Crackers.

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Daily update · May 28, 2026

John Kassir ranks #10,740 most popular person with a Buzz Score of 0.5. John Kassir peaked at #15,826 of all time (Mar 18 - Apr 16, 2024). John Kassir ranks #9,302 over the past 365 days.

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Mar 18 - Apr 16, 2024

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Rick and Morty

Blim Blam (voice) · 1 ep · 2013 – Present

The Simpsons

Various Animals (voice) · 1 ep · 1989 – Present

The Simpsons

1989 – Present

The Simpsons

Donkey (voice) · 1 ep · 1989 – Present

The Simpsons

Possum (voice) · 1 ep · 1989 – Present

Friends

Stanley · 1 ep · 1994 – 2004

NCIS

Perry Swan · 1 ep · 2003 – Present

Bones

Lawrence Melvoy · 1 ep · 2005 – 2017

Castle

Mr. Dreyfus · 1 ep · 2009 – 2016

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Hotel Guest · 1 ep · 2000 – 2015

Ben 10

Zombozo (voice) · 1 ep · 2005 – 2008

Star Trek: Voyager

Star Trek: Voyager

Gar · 1 ep · 1995 – 2001

Dexter's Laboratory

Dexter's Laboratory

Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice) · 1 ep · 1996 – 2003

CSI: Miami

Farley Wheeler · 1 ep · 2002 – 2012

Samurai Jack

Scissorsmith (voice) · 1 ep · 2001 – 2017

Animaniacs

Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited) · 1 ep · 1993 – 1998

Rocko's Modern Life

Rocko's Modern Life

Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland

The Pope · 1 ep · 2010 – 2015

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

Merchant (voice) · 1 ep · 2021 – 2022

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

Vahdrak (voice) · 2 ep · 2021 – 2022

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

Guard (voice) · 1 ep · 2021 – 2022

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Minions

Additional Voices (voice) · 2015

The Princess and the Frog

The Princess and the Frog

Additional Voices (voice) · 2009

Sing 2

Additional Voices (voice) · 2021

Despicable Me 3

Despicable Me 3

Additional Voice (voice) · 2017

Pocahontas

Meeko (voice) · 1995

Casper

The Crypt Keeper (voice) · 1995

Monsters University

Monsters University

Additional Voices (voice) · 2013

Jack the Giant Slayer

Jack the Giant Slayer

General Fallon's Small Head · 2013

The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie

Additional Voices (voice) · 2017

The Smurfs

Crazy Smurf (Voice) · 2011

The Grinch

Additional Voices (voice) · 2018

The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets

Additional Voices (voice) · 2016

The Secret Life of Pets 2

The Secret Life of Pets 2

Additional Voices (voice) · 2019

Pete's Dragon

Elliot the Dragon (voice) · 2016

Spy Hard

Rancor Guard at Intercom · 1996

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Crypt Keeper (voice) · 1995

The Wild

Additional Voice (voice) · 2006

The Smurfs 2

Crazy Smurf (voice) · 2013

Race to Witch Mountain

Race to Witch Mountain

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

Squirrel (voice) · 2002

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Meeko (voice) (uncredited) · 1998

Bordello of Blood

Bordello of Blood

The Crypt Keeper (voice) · 1996

Flora & Ulysses

Flora & Ulysses

Ulysses (voice) · 2021

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

Haman (voice) · 1994

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam · 2006

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