Never Too Young to Die Cast

John Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a young man who teams up with undercover agent Danja Deering to take down the evil Velvet Von Ragnar.

Vanity portrays Danja Deering, an undercover agent who partners with Lance Stargrove to stop the devious plans of Velvet Von Ragnar.

Gene Simmons takes on the role of the villain Velvet Von Ragnar, a hermaphrodite criminal mastermind with a sinister plan.

George Lazenby appears as Drew Stargrove, Lance's father who was a former secret agent and ultimately joins forces with his son in the fight against evil.

Robert Englund plays the character Riley, a member of Velvet Von Ragnar's criminal organization.

Peter Kwong takes on the role of Cliff, another member of Velvet Von Ragnar's criminal syndicate.

Ed Brock portrays Pyramid, a henchman working for Velvet Von Ragnar.

John Anderson appears as Arliss, a character involved in the nefarious plot to contaminate the city's water supply.

Tara Buckman plays the Sacrificed Punkette, a victim of the criminal activities orchestrated by Velvet Von Ragnar.

Curtis Taylor portrays the character Barton, a member of the criminal organization led by Velvet Von Ragnar.

Jon Greene appears as Coach Madsen, a character caught up in the dangerous events unfolding in the city.

Tim Colceri plays the character Grady, a part of the criminal activities planned by Velvet Von Ragnar.