You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cast
The cast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
Adam Sandler
as Zohan Dvir

Adam Sandler portrays the character Zohan Dvir.

Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia Hakbarah

Emmanuelle Chriqui takes on the role of Dalia Hakbarah.

John Turturro
as Fatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah

John Turturro plays the character Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah.

Nick Swardson
as Michael Klayman

Nick Swardson portrays the character Michael Klayman.

Lainie Kazan
as Gail Klayman

Lainie Kazan takes on the role of Gail Klayman.

Rob Schneider
as Salim Yousfobdal

Rob Schneider plays the character Salim Yousfobdal.

Kevin Nealon
as Kevin

Kevin Nealon portrays the character Kevin.

Mariah Carey
as Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey makes a special appearance as herself.

Yamit Sol
as Dorit
Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
as Nasi
Dave Matthews
as James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
as Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
as Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi
Robert Smigel
as Yosi
Ido Mor
as Hassan
Donna Feldman
as Michal
Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser
as Ze'ev
Bunny Levine
as Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
as Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe
as John McEnroe
Dina Doron
as Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
as Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
as Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria
as Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa
as Claude
Ahmed Ahmed
as Waleed
Ben Wise
as Yitzhak
John Farley
as Tom
Yossi Marshek
as Pinchas
Guri Weinberg
as Aharon
Mousa Kraish
as Bashir
Roni Levy
as Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam
as Levi
Barry Livingston
as Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford
as Philip
Daniel Browning Smith
as Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel
as Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov
as Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
as Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland
as Fred
Kevin Grady
as Coleman
Bobby Tisdale
as Skizzy
Herzl Tobey
as Commander
Ori Pfeffer
as Second Commander
Alex Luria
as Koby
Guy Oseary
as Avi
Yinon Sapir
as Danny
Naama Nativ
as Sara
Dennis Dugan
as Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol
as Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen
as Debbie
Maysoon Zayid
as Nadira
Helen Siff
as Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost
as Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger
as Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
as Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
as Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
as Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
as Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
as Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
as Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
as Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long
as Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese
as African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand
as Little Boy
Sidney Ganis
as Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps
as Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway
as DJ
Constance Barron
as First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
as First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
as Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
as Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
as Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
as Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison
as Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff
as Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
as Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco
as Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett
as Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck
as Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour
as Inaz
Kristina Haddad
as Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko
as Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard
as Reporter
Veerta Motiani
as Beach Girl
Billy Concha
as Kayaker
Marco Khan
as Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb
as Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
as Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
as Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian
as Rabbi
Michelle Arenal
as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
as Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias
as Eti
Ashley Ausburn
as Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle
as Cheerleader
Mike Basone
as Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh
as Fry Cook
Robert Benny
as Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley
as Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
as Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown
as Businessman
Melanie Bulujian
as Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral
as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon
as Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher
as Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark
as Nick
Cheryl Cosenza
as Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
as Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne
as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
as Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn
as Picnic Girl
John Duerler
as Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
as Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano
as Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher
as Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams
as Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia
as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Leslie Garza
as Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen
as Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis
as Waitress
Ronald E. Giles
as Commuter
Sharlene Grover
as Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
as Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
as Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
as Party Guy
Kevin James
as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans
as Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson
as Spectator
Todd Justin
as Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi
as Amir
Sona Karia
as Reporter
Rock Kohli
as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
as Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee
as Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes
as Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
as Businesswoman
Anthony Martins
as Arab #3
Roni Meron
as Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano
as Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy
as Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
as Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis
as Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl
as Street Merchant
John Radcliff
as Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine
as The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut
as Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko
as Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro
as Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
as Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire
as Dancer
Terrie Snell
as Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
as Angry Palestinian
Arne Starr
as Isreali Weapons Trainer
Riley Thomas Stewart
as Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler
as Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer
as Party Goer
Christa Texeira
as Ruth
Keana Texeira
as Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira
as Zeb
Sophie Texeira
as Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas
as Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel
as Shopper
Uzimann
as Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer
as Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij
as Disco-Tech
Holly Weber
as Girlfriend
Molly Weiner
as Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie
as Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler
as Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh
as Girlfriend
Julius Zagon
as Ukrossi
David Zahedian
as Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy
as Mrs. Haines
George Takei
as George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler
as Phantom's Wife
Sadie Sandler
as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
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